Wishes Happy 50th Birthday Funny Female

You re aging like wine.

Wishes happy 50th birthday funny female.

In the 50s the first signs of aging were memory loss wrinkles or pain but today is when you have to buy your first glasses. I ll be raising a glass in your honor. I hope i have half your energy when i m your age. So here we present some of the most hilarious and funny birthday wishes which make your friend s brother sister boyfriend female friends beginning of special day full of humor.

It is your mind your talents the creativity you bring to your life and the lives of people you love. Wishing you all the best on your 50th birthday and in all the years to come. You re just 35 with 15 bonus years. Congratulations on your 50 years on the planet.

From 55 on she needs good cash sophie tucker 2. Happy 50th to someone who is 100 awesome. It s sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that ll withstand the microwave and dishwasher. On your birthday i would like to propose a toast.

From 18 to 35 she needs good looks. Tom cruise demi moore and john bon jovi have already turned 50 and now one more superstar has joined the club. You are one 50 year old who is stubborn enough to refuse someone s offer to give you their seat in the bus. My life is better since i met you and the world is a better place because of these last 50 years that you have lived.

You ve accomplished so much and the best is yet to come. Funny 50th birthday wishes. I m so happy for your new phase of life. Looking fifty is great if you re sixty joan rivers 3.

From birth to age 18 a girl needs good parents. Age is just a number. I really wish we could be together to celebrate. Or maybe three or four.

Birthday quotes make great 50th birthday wishes. Below are quotes from some of the world s greatest thinkers that you can turn into 50th birthday wishes. Birthday with having fun and enjoyment is incomplete. Your hair your gut and even.

Cheers to my dear sister on your 50th birthday. Wishing you a happy 50th birthday. 50th birthday quotes for women enjoyed these funny 50th birthday quotes and sayings. Don t worry about the age as it s just a number.

Miss you xx and here are some funny 50th birthday wishes for your sister to gently tease her about growing so old. Happy 50th birthday my king. Happy 50th birthday dear sister i m sorry i can t be with you today. There is a fountain of youth.

No matter how older you become you ll always be the most handsome husband. Funny happy 50th birthday wishes the only thing that remains the same after all these years is that dry sense of humor. These happy birthday wishes are funny which you can attach with your bday greeting card.